Cikgu Suraya's Student

A first-grade teacher, Cikgu Suraya (Age 22) was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked the boy, 'what is your problem?' The boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!'

Cikgu Suraya had enough. She took the boy to the principal's office. While the boy waited at the reception of the office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Cikgu Suraya he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Boy: '9'.
Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
Boy: '36'.

So it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Cikgu Suraya and tells her, 'I think the boy can go to the third-grade. '

Cikgu Suraya says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions, can I ask him?' The principal and the boy both agreed.

Cikgu Suraya asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy, after a moment 'Legs.'
Cikgu Suraya: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
Boy: 'Pockets.'
Cikgu Suraya: 'What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid'?
Boy: 'Coconut'
Cikgu Suraya: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky'?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.

Boy: 'Bubblegum'
Cikgu Suraya: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs'?

The principal's eyes open really wide again and before he could stop the answer...

Boy: 'Shake hands'
Cikgu Suraya: 'Now, I will ask some who am I sort of questions, okay'?
Boy: 'Yep.'
Cikgu Suraya: 'You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.'
Boy: 'A tent'
Cikgu Suraya: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense. He took one large Vodka peg.

Boy: 'Wedding Ring'
Cikgu Suraya: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose
Cikgu Suraya: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow
Cikgu Suraya: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck
Cikgu Suraya: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand.
Boy: Fork
Cikgu Suraya: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?
Boy: Surname
Cikgu Suraya: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?
Boy: 'Heart'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher. 'Send this boy to Stanford University; I got all the questions wrong'.

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