Weird Wide World

The End

2008-11-01T23:19:00.004+08:00

This is the last post in this blog. We have moved permanently to Mcrapu. See you there!

moving out
pindah
движещи изложени
sortir
迁出
iseljenje
vystěhování
flytter ud
verhuizen
paglipat out
muuttamassa pois
Auszug
μετακομίσουν
बाहर चलती
spostare
転出
pārvietojas ārpus

I hope I got the translation right :)

Just Do It

2008-07-23T13:32:00.002+08:00

Don't think.

Tags : Daily Jokes, nike, skate board

SEO Jokes

2008-07-06T01:32:00.002+08:00

Some funny SEO jokes which I got from Miss Google

Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.
SEO on honeymoon. You will find a "nofollow" sign on the door.

OK OK, actually there's a Belajar SEO competition currently, and I am taking part :). Just hope that this link will help.

Tags : seo, competition

Marriage Crisis?

2008-06-10T23:10:00.002+08:00

If you refer to the last two post, it's all about Wedding Bloopers and they are funny. There will be more, of course. Anyway, wedding not necessarily about having fun, it is supposed to last. After spending a big sum of funny on the wedding, don't you want it to last? Ha..ha..

According to survey recently, the average cost of an American wedding is just about $27,000. It's cheaper in Malaysia, a simple one can even cost you only $2700. Yes, it's true, but to have a memorable one, $2700 is not enough. The average $27,000 can be a significant burden on those who need to foot the bill. After spending that sum of money, you don't want to see you marriage go bust. You spend a lot to get married, do you need to spend more for a marriage family counseling?

Hey, how come Merapuman gets so serious suddenly?

Ha..ha..

Every marriage needs a break. I mean, if you are at the brink of a divorce or suffering marriage boredom, or maybe you are having a midlife crisis (or marriage crisis) or not enough sex. Get a break. You don't need a marriage counselor, but visit my blog instead and start laughing, laugh together, you need it.

Seriously, yes seriously, I don't think my blog can help. I was just joking. You should get professional help on how to save you marriage. Mine, will only help you temporarily. Check out Marriage Fitness. If you are not sure whether to sign up or not, it does offer free assessments and free advice tips for your marriage through an email subscription.

Tags : wedding, marriage

Wedding Video Blooper

2008-06-08T19:00:00.001+08:00

Remember this : Don't carry your bride and walk on the snow. No matter how light your bride is.

Tags : wedding

We Are Moving

2008-03-04T22:02:00.007+08:00

I've bought MerapuLand. Currently in the process of moving in and setting up. However this site will still be here. Maybe I'll will update it once in a while if I find anything interesting.

See you there.

They Guy With The Long Stick

2007-12-25T23:19:00.000+08:00

Believe it or not! It's magic. But I wonder whether that is a real stick or his own 'stick' ... ahaks.

By the way, it's written Indian Magic on the box. What would it be liked if it is Chinese Magic?

Tags : Daily Jokes, Humor, Funny Pictures

Sick leave

2007-11-28T00:03:00.001+08:00

I urgently needed a few days off work ...

this has been moved to our new home MerapuLand

Tags : Daily Jokes, Humor, Crazy

Halal Pork?

2007-11-12T23:40:00.000+08:00

Another post on pigs :) . Sorry guys but I think this is really weird especially when it is happening in the BolehLand. Was the sticker placed by mistake or no one really ever check any? I wonder what else is Halal in this BolehLand.

Tags : lawak, jenaka, Funny Pictures, pigs, khinzir, babi,

PayDay Loans

2007-11-12T23:04:00.000+08:00

There are a lot of sites offering PayDay Loans but what is it? Generally, a payday loan provides you with an unsecured, short-term cash advance until your payday. The loan amount is usually small, between $100 up to $1500. This type of loan is usually chosen to cover small, unexpected expenses. To get married is not unexpected :)

It's getting popular as the requirement are easy to fulfill. Basically, you only need :

to be 18 years or older
have a job
email address
home phone number
home address
driver's license
social security number
checking account
one personal reference

Nothing out of the ordinary. Approval is usually very fast and can sometimes be within hours. Since the money is deposited electronically into your account, you might be able to use it on the next business day.

With PayDayLoanQuotes.com, you only need to fill in their online application and submit it from their website, no faxing required. Approval can be within minutes. They call it the No Fax Payday Loans :) . Need money? What are you waiting for.

Roadblock Haram

2007-11-11T22:49:00.001+08:00

Moved! Please refer to this post.

Lucky Monkey

2007-11-02T01:25:00.000+08:00

Can we exchange place? Just for a second maybe? ..... Please .....

Tags : boobs, monkey

Yuck!

2007-11-01T22:20:00.000+08:00

This is weird but nice, in a way :). Found it at Daniela Uhlig.

Tags : yuck, lick, frog

Friends?

2007-10-31T23:43:00.001+08:00

Looks like they are friends. They are until .. if the cat eats the mouse :)

via D5

Tags : cat, Humor, Funny Pictures, mouse,

I am Optimus Prime, Leader of the Autobots

2007-10-31T23:09:00.000+08:00

... and I am for sale. Sold actually. Someone bought Optimus Prime at ebay for $55,200.00.

This Replica of Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, in the hit movie Transformers, is in mint condition.

Accessories include:

Voice activated alarm, with the voice of Optimus Prime on lock and unlock mode.
17 inch LCD TV/DVD
JVC JAVX33 Stereo CD/DVD player with Bluetooth and Satelite Radio ready
Infinity Sound system, speakers and subwoofer
New Memory Foam mattress in sleeper

and many more. Too many features to list, the only thing it can't do is transform!!

via Chot

Tags : optimus prime, transformers, autobots

Gold Coast

2007-10-31T22:03:00.000+08:00

The Gold Coast is located on the Eastern seaboard of Australia just 80km south of the City of Brisbane. Gold Coast is widely acknowledged as Australia's premier holiday destination where you can enjoy its wealth of attraction from a relaxing retreat or an action packed family holiday at the theme parks or other action stations.

There is a lot of interesting place to visit i.e Seaworld. The much anticipated Sea World Eye, is now open. The structure sits an impressive 60 metres high over Sea World and offers sweeping views of the scenic Gold Coast area, including unparalleled views across the Broadwater.

Gold Coast Accomodation is cheap if you know where to look but if you prefer to stay in style, the choose Palazzo Versace, the world's only Versace Hotel. But I think, Hotels in Brisbane is much cheaper than in Gold coast but the traveling time can be a factor. Brisbane Accomodation may be cheap, but 80km is a long way.

With AirAsia flying to Gold Coast, it is even cheaper to go there for a holiday.

Tags : gold coast, australia

Safety First

2007-10-29T01:14:00.000+08:00

Safety is important especially if you work in dangerous places. You need special equipments that are designed to prevent injury. These equipments however, are not safe.

Face masks

A cheaper version of the safety helmet.

A DIY safety equipment. What if the person in front farted. Will the 2 behind him stay?

Tags : Daily Jokes, Humor, Funny Pictures

Samy Pellu

2007-10-29T01:09:00.000+08:00

Samy Pellu ditemuramah tentang program angkasawan negara.

Samy : "...Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat. Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pergi matahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respect sama kita...."

Merapuman : Tapi Dato' Seri, mataharikan panas. Macam mana kita hendak pergi sana? Bolehkah kita lakukannya?

Samy : Cit! itu pasal la you tara jadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahun jadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang, manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuuuuuk ......

Samy : Walaubagaimanapun, saya rasa syukur Dr Sheikh sudah meninggal dunia dan selamat kembali.

Tags : Daily Jokes, Humor, politician

MagicLoans

2007-10-29T00:03:00.001+08:00

Thinking to extend the kitchen but don't have the fund? There is a few ways to raise momey.

If you are still paying mortgage, then get an equity loan. The equity in your home is the value of your home once all debt has been deducted. If your house value is $150,000 and the balance of the mortgage is $50,000, then the equity in your home would stand at $100,000. Equity loans allows you to raise fund without selling the current home.

If you have don't owe anything, the get Secured Loans UK instead. Use the house to get money :)

Looking for a loan is very simple nowadays if compared to our parents' time. All you need to have is an internet access and a good search engines. And then you can start finding the information you need before actually applying for the loan itself.

However, you got to be careful, taking a loan when the existing one has not finished can be a gamble if not done properly. Get some advice before you decide.

Tags : equity, loans, home

8 More Reasons

2007-10-28T23:47:00.000+08:00

... why car ads with male models are not ok. So, the next time you are buying the car, just make sure there's no male models in the ads.

Tags : Daily Jokes, Humor, Funny Pictures

Panda

2007-10-23T23:17:00.000+08:00

Sometimes I feel that we give more attention and affection to animals than human. We take the trouble to save them from extinction. Treat them like human. Equal! But at the same time, we treat humans like animals. Take the Nurin Jazlin case as an example or what is happening in Irag. What about Israel and Palestine?

Do the Palestinian people (or Israel?) have to suffer forever?

Earth is one weird place.

Tags : Panda, Israel, Palestine

Too Heavy for the Signboard

2007-10-22T10:16:00.001+08:00

This post has moved. Please refer to the latest post in this blog for details.

Real Travelling Experience

2007-10-22T10:12:00.001+08:00

Been planning for a holiday but there is no one to refer to especially when the place is totally different in terms of culture, climate and food. Have visited most of the travel agents in town but still couldn't get a true picture of your holiday destination. Ya, I know some times it's tough. You want to go for a holiday but don't want to go to those 'usual' places that other people go to.

RealTravel can give you just what you need. Travel guide from real people and real experience. Not from any advertisement where it only give you the 'nice' things. Of course you can't expect everything to be perfect but you can always be prepared. At the same time, you too can share your experience with others with RealTravel free travel blog. Tell the world your experience and create you own perfect travel guide for others to see.

This is what I found about Malaysia from one of RealTravel blogger

A melting pot of cultures, dialects, religions and people Malaysia is everything you thought it could be and more...

Anyway, with a lot of people having their own blog, getting information is not that difficult. You can always visit other people's blog and ask more about the places in their country but one thing good about RealTravel is that it is specific about traveling and the information is not restricted to one place.

Prison Break?

2007-10-20T21:18:00.000+08:00

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck. Then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, 'Listen, this guy's an escaped convict! Look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist. Don't complain. Do whatever he tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong. Honey, I love you.'

To which the wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay. He thought you were cute and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey,

I love you too !

Tags : prison, gay, prison break

Help

2007-10-20T08:45:00.000+08:00

Flirting seems fun but always it end up in bed. Affairs can be complicated if not handled properly and it can also be dangerous if you are not careful. If you are in trouble, please don't have this as your plan b.

It is too risky .. ha .. ha .. but at least you will know how rocks feels like. Running naked would be a better plan.

Tags : bogel, naked, flirting

Auckland Anyone?

2007-10-20T08:04:00.000+08:00

Holiday season is almost near. Have you planned yours? As I said before, Air Asia is already flying to Australia. It will cost you less that RM700 to fly to Australia. Now that it is cheap to fly there, going to New Zealand will be much cheaper as well. Friends told me that it is cheaper to fly from Australia than to fly direct.

Auckland will be a great destination if you have New Zealand in mind. Hotels in Auckland can be booked online. While searching for info online, I can say that some of Auckland Hotels prices are quite cheap. A NZD 35.00 for a 2 star Auckland Accommodation will fit in any backpackers budget.

If you are into animals, the Hauraki Gulf is one of the world’s richest habitats for marine mammals. There are about 22 species of dolphins and whales have been found here. Auckland's Dolphin and Whale Safari guarantees viewing of dolphins or whales. The sighting rate is 96% all year round.

Well, regardless whether you are planning for a Dolphin Safari or want to experience the ultimate sailing experience out on the stunning Hauraki Gulf, plan it well so that it will be a great one.

Tags : New Zealand, Auckland, Dolphin, Whales

A Real Bad Mishap

2007-10-17T13:09:00.000+08:00

This is supposed to be a fun day in a hot tub with hot girls in bikinis but .. shit happens.

An unpredictable outcome that is unfortunate.
An instance of misfortune.
An unfortunate state resulting from unfavorable outcome.
or just
Bad Luck?

Tags : shit, bad luck, hot girls hot bathtub

The Bathtub Test

2007-10-17T12:50:00.000+08:00

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub,

then we offer a teaspoon,

teacup

and a bucket

to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

Your answer here - DO NOT CHEAT!

Now scroll down

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug."

He added, "Do you want a bed near the window?"

Did you pass? ha..ha.. welcome to MerapuLand!

Tags : mental asylum, gila, crazy, bathtub

Would anyone in Malaysia do this?

2007-10-17T12:49:00.000+08:00

I hope we won't ever see any of our artiste like this. People has been closing one eye on the Ashraf Sinclair and Bunga Cinta Lestari case.

Tags : naked, Ashraf Sinclair, Bunga Cinta Lestari

Eid Mubarak!

2007-10-15T09:59:00.000+08:00

Selamat Hari Raya everyone.
Maaf Zahir & Batin.

Optical Illusions?

2007-10-15T09:52:00.000+08:00

You can't see if you are too close. This is a good example of being too close to something and not being able to see. It's an image of Johnny Depp. Stand back .. about 1.5M and now you see.

The one above is a JPG and not an animated GIF or something if you looks closely, it looks like the hole is pulling you in.

Found both at Mighty Optical Illusions.

Tags : Optical Illusions, Johnny+Depp, Johnny Depp

Coffee to keep you Awake

2007-10-07T00:53:00.000+08:00

How good this one look but it sure can't beat Setarbak Kopi

Tags : coffee, caffeine, hole

Visit Britain

2007-10-07T00:27:00.000+08:00

UK is on her way to become a true 24 hour nation, the choice of night-time activities is huge, and ever increasing. Most of the public transport runs through the night, so it is not a problem to get back to your hotels. This make wandering at night easy but I'll prefer the soccer games rather than the night life.

I would plan to visit UK if it is cheap to go there. I wonder when will Air Asia has flights directly to London. It has already started flying to Gold Coast. Most probably soon I hope because while the flight tickets are expensive hotel stay is quite cheap for their standard. There is a few 1 star London hotels, where you can get for as low as $10 (GBP).

Fancy visiting Edinburgh, a World Heritage Site for its museums and galleries or maybe for some BritPop at Glasgow. Check out the price for Edinburgh Hotels and Glasgow Hotel. You still have time to look around while waiting for Air Asia to announce its flights to UK.

Tags : britain, england, travel

Cood Advertisement

2007-10-07T00:21:00.000+08:00

It may look weird at first, but its cool. Not many people can come out ideas like this but once you got it, it will be remembered.

Tags : cool

Anti-Rape Condom

2007-10-04T23:59:00.000+08:00

RapeX is new kind of condom with monstrous opening to bite rapist’s d*ck. Just remember one this, this thing here is used to protect not satisfy oneself.

Via Kucau.

Tags : condom, rape, aah ooh

When I grow up ..

2007-10-04T21:10:00.000+08:00

When I grow up, I want to be a tiger.

I want to be a bonsai tree. Small and beautiful.

Tags : Daily Jokes, Humor, Funny Pictures

Another tip on hiding an elephant

2007-10-04T21:05:00.000+08:00

So, you are still not scared of an elephant sitting on you. Another tip on how to hide a big elephant in the city. This is another way to play with it outdoors.

Tags : wild animals, elephant, graffiti

How to hide an elephant?

2007-10-03T23:30:00.000+08:00

OK, stop the fish stories for a while :). Now, let say that you have decided to have an elephant as a pet instead. Maybe you are not into fishing and you prefer something with 4 legs, a trunk and big ears. Ha.ha. but how do you keep one? It's categorized as wild animals, right? Here are some tips.

Tags : animals, wild, elephant

The Last Fishing Trip

2007-10-02T21:38:00.003+08:00

And also the last photo taken together. It looks like the shark was fishing them.

Tags : sharks, underwater, Fish

Fish & Fisherman

2007-09-26T22:06:00.000+08:00

Tags : movies, fish, fisherman

Fishing in Digital

2007-09-26T21:20:00.000+08:00

Fishing must be fun for some people. If not, why would someone built a sailboat just for it (check my previous post)? It will be more fun if you bring a long with you a digital camera. No films to process, you will only need a huge memory card and of course batteries. For a fishing trip, it is best if you can get a water proof digital camera or it yours is not, get a waterproof casing.

With memory cards getting cheaper, you are sure to take a lot of photos. Now with a product like a digital picture frame, you can snap as many pictures as you like and still able to display them all either in your living room or bedroom, on a side table or on the wall.

Digitalframez.com.au is an online electronic store specializing in LCD digital photo frames in Australia. They offer 4 sizes of digital frames ie. 7", 8", 9" and 10" and prices range from AUD124 to AUD239. You don't have to print all your photos and maintaining is very cheap. No print cost, albums, storage cabinets etc.

The process is simple, (1) simply take a photo or movie, then (2) switch your memory card to the digital frame and (3) view.

What are you waiting for. Get you fishing experience displayed.

Tags : digital, photo, frame, fishing, fish boat

Swim Free or Die Hard - A Fish Story

2007-09-26T21:14:00.000+08:00

Do you know that fishes go to their own movies. For your next fishing trip, try to be selective with the fishes. You don't want to destroy their movie and film industry by eating the actors.

Tags : fishing, fishy, film star

Fishing Trip

2007-09-26T13:01:00.000+08:00

The cheapest way to start fishing with your own sail boat but make sure you get the boat building instructions correct first.

Don't go to far from the shore if you can't swim. The boat may be able to handle you but the fishes ... hmmm. This boat can still float. This boat can last for 40 days but be careful if you are building cardboard boat, it might not.

As a start, try trout fishing first. Fresh water are usually easy to handle. Don't go for Marlins on this boat. Not suitable for the sea. If you really want Marlins but don't have a boat, try charter fishing.

Tags : sailboat, fishing, marlin

Happy Baby

2007-09-23T01:56:00.000+08:00

Tags : baby, dry, diapers

What do they call this?

2007-09-23T01:42:00.000+08:00

Donkey in a hole? Ass (a hardy and sure-footed animal smaller and with longer ears than the horse) in a hole. Or? I am not telling.

Tags : ass, hole, donkey

2007-09-23T01:40:00.000+08:00

Is this really him, in person? He real after all? :)

Tags : cartoon, sponge bob

Buying A Computer

2007-09-23T01:20:00.000+08:00

Is buying a computer a difficult task? With price of hardwares dropping it should not be that hard. About 10 years ago, a notebook may cost a bomb and that is only a 486. But now a Centrino Core 2 Duo may only cost about half of that and buying online has never been easier. Previously you really need to think twice before getting one.

Nowadays cheap computers are easy to find. It's easy to find one, even online and no other company that gives you a peace of mind other than Dell. Buying a computer from Dell has never been easier. It has a wide range of computes packed with the latest features with excellent value for money and it's available online.

Tags : dell, notebook, computers

Lunch With Sesame Street

2007-09-20T12:20:00.000+08:00

If it is difficult for you to get your kids to eat. Make them eat their favourite Sesame Street's character made from vegetables.

Tags : kermit, lunch box, frog, food

Get a Break

2007-09-20T11:54:00.000+08:00

It's almost end of the year. Are you planning to go somewhere this year? What about the short break that you have always been talking about?

Dialaflight is a leading independent UK travel company offering flights, hotels & travel ideas worldwide. It's all in one, so you don't have to worry whether there will be flights available before booking your hotel. If you are have been thinking about the city breaks that you have always dream off, why wait?

Tags : travle, city breaks, holiday

Coffee at its best

2007-09-19T12:47:00.000+08:00

The best place to have coffee. Welcome to the latest outlet of Starbucks Coffee. Nothing beats caffeine early in the morning.

Brought to you by Merapuman

Tags : starbucks, coffee, caffeine

Accidents Happen

2007-09-16T14:10:00.000+08:00

In a funny way. Take a look at this collections of car accidents. Includes ducks crossing in the middle of a race.

Tags : accidents, cars, racing

Car Insurance

2007-09-16T13:46:00.000+08:00

To have you car taken apart is one thing and to have a car that can transform to any shape and form is another. Finding coverage for a sports car is easy but I wonder whether will there be any insurance company that will insure your car? Especially if your car can transform ha..ha.. Even getting a poor driver auto insurances rates is available.

Anyway, let say you have such car, why not get an insurance quote online first. Rather than taking your car to the insurance agent.

Tags : car insurance, auto insurance

Transforming Nissan

2007-09-15T15:36:00.000+08:00

If only I could have a car like this. Since transformers the movie, a lot of advertisement are trying to emulate its success, but who wouldn't. If only this car is available, for real.

Tags : nissan, transform, rugged car

A Tool Chest

2007-09-15T15:15:00.000+08:00

It's must be weird to take your car apart, arrange the parts out nicely and take a picture of it. And then, when you are done, combine them back to become a car. The problem, can it run? ha.. ha.. Don't this at home!

But if you really need to then get yourself a tool chest with lots of tool in it. I might buy a tool chest for you, for your birthday, if you have this kind of weird ideas :)

Tags : tools chest, car

Take the car apart

2007-09-14T14:59:00.000+08:00

Do this only if you are really bored and you have nothing to do. Oh, one more thing, please remember how to fix it back. You might need it back.

From Just Another Blogger

Tags : car, bored, dismantle

Painted Coffin

2007-09-09T00:49:00.000+08:00

A great way to meet your maker.

But I don't think I would want to do mine.
Via My Lounge

Tags : death, coffin, art

Miss Teen USA 2007 : Miss South Carolina

2007-09-07T23:21:00.000+08:00

This should be the ultimate definition of a dumb blond.

via on entertainment.

Tags : beauty, blond, miss teen usa

Can you live without internet and email?

2007-09-05T12:07:00.000+08:00

A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed and asked him to clean the floor as a test. 'You are employed.' He said. 'Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start.' The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email. 'I'm sorry', said the HR manager, 'If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.'

He was sad and left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do. He only has $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the Operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late Thus, his money doubled or tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied, 'I don't have an email'. The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?'

The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!'

Moral of the story:
> Internet is not the solution to your life.
> If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
> If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy, than a millionaire.... have a great day!

Pls Note: - Do not forward this through email back to me, I'm closing all my email & going to sell tomatoes or maybe durians!

Smiling after reading is not mandatory!

Tags : microsoft, internet, email

Dangeorus Handphone

2007-08-31T19:16:00.000+08:00

Mobile phones emits dangerous electromagnetics energy. Nokia, is this true? Click to read it.

Tags : nokia, mobile, handphones

What's in you mind today?

2007-08-25T00:16:00.000+08:00

This is from a female brain.

for a male, what do you think? ;)

Tags : Daily Jokes, Humor, Funny Pictures

Have fun with language

2007-08-24T23:24:00.002+08:00

"Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingtao. Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable. Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit uplight and keep you belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m. Hope you would enjoy your fright with us. Funk kill."

This is a true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen to Qingtao by China Southern Airlines.

If you can't speak English, get some one who can :) Anyway, there are a lot of ways to learn English online. Learn English online the weird way.

Tags : learn english, Humor, Language, stewardess

Some Changes

2007-08-24T00:36:00.000+08:00

I am currently making some changes to this blog. Changing to another 'cleaner' theme. Don't worry about the header. I know it doesn't look good but I will change that soon. Promise.

The most significant changes made is on the Link and Directory List. Both are now accessible from the navigation on top of the header. Will be moving the archives there as well once I know where to hack.

[update : 25/08/07]
Found a header at Free Web Page Header by DHester from Pixel Perfect.

Rumpun 2007

2007-08-19T21:16:00.000+08:00

A gathering of Malay bloggers and meet up with me, in person. It's on 25th August 2007 at Pelita, Jalan Ampang. Details at my personal blog.

Tags : networking

School Holiday

2007-08-19T20:42:00.001+08:00

The school break starts officially yesterday. Have any place in mind to take your kids to. No kids? Then it's much cheaper with an online one.

Tags : online vacation, holiday, free tan, fun in the sun

Transformers for Girls : Naughty Girls

2007-08-18T14:37:00.000+08:00

Please don't ever get this for your little girls.

Tags : transformers, megatron, mega dildo

Directories

2007-08-17T00:16:00.000+08:00

A World of Bloggers

Blog Announce

Blog Dumps

Blog Flux

Blog Top Sites

Blog Toplist

Blogs Rater

Budu.com

Free Ads For Bloggers

Humor Links

Humor Top

List Blog

Malaysia Blog Rank

Sentraal Station

Cikgu Suraya's Student

2007-08-16T01:19:00.001+08:00

A first-grade teacher, Cikgu Suraya (Age 22) was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked the boy, 'what is your problem?' The boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!'

Cikgu Suraya had enough. She took the boy to the principal's office. While the boy waited at the reception of the office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Cikgu Suraya he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.

The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Boy: '9'.
Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
Boy: '36'.

So it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Cikgu Suraya and tells her, 'I think the boy can go to the third-grade. '

Cikgu Suraya says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions, can I ask him?' The principal and the boy both agreed.

Cikgu Suraya asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy, after a moment 'Legs.'
Cikgu Suraya: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
Boy: 'Pockets.'
Cikgu Suraya: 'What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid'?
Boy: 'Coconut'
Cikgu Suraya: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky'?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge.

Boy: 'Bubblegum'
Cikgu Suraya: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs'?

The principal's eyes open really wide again and before he could stop the answer...

Boy: 'Shake hands'
Cikgu Suraya: 'Now, I will ask some who am I sort of questions, okay'?
Boy: 'Yep.'
Cikgu Suraya: 'You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.'
Boy: 'A tent'
Cikgu Suraya: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense. He took one large Vodka peg.

Boy: 'Wedding Ring'
Cikgu Suraya: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose
Cikgu Suraya: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow
Cikgu Suraya: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Firetruck
Cikgu Suraya: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand.
Boy: Fork
Cikgu Suraya: What is it that all men have one of. It's longer on some men than on others, the pope does not use his, and a man gives it to his wife after they are married?
Boy: Surname
Cikgu Suraya: What part of the man has no bones but has muscles, lots of veins and loves pumping?
Boy: 'Heart'

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher. 'Send this boy to Stanford University; I got all the questions wrong'.

Tags : Cikgu Suraya, dirty jokes, school

Something for Next April Fool

2007-08-14T23:59:00.001+08:00

For those with a weird sense of humor. My advise is to try this on your boss and see how he/she response.

Tags : cake, birthday, skeleton

Transformers for Girls : Pretty Girls

2007-08-08T22:36:00.001+08:00

Another set of Transformers toys. One is Optimus Prime that turns into an Avon truck while the other is Megatron as a hair dryer. These should make the girls happy when everything else is for boys.

Tags : transformers, toys for kids

Transformers for Girls : Little Girls

2007-08-05T00:14:00.001+08:00

Since the Transformers the movie was released, a lot of robotic items have beed produced including this little pony and sowing machine. Well, these are for little girls, more to come.

Tags : transformers, autobots, decepticons, minicons

Special Attack Force

2007-08-04T23:31:00.001+08:00

Remember the time I mentioned about Merapuland's National Guards? Well, we have received new sets of vehicles today.

Although the initial plan was to use these attack vehicles for the Recon Division, the KING has decided to upgrade them with a special light attack cannons which we recently developed.

Tags : merapu, special task force, world at war

Yoga

2007-08-04T23:00:00.000+08:00

Do you know that it is stressful looking for grass on this beautiful beach? I think it's about time I go for my massage and yoga class.

via gafferbee

Tags : yoga, massage, mad cow

A Typical Ah Beng

2007-08-02T21:19:00.000+08:00

I was looking for an empty space to park my car at Bangsar when suddenly there's a knock on the glass *

"Encik ah..tanya sikit ah..itu Chimpeng mana ah..?"

"What?"

"Chimpeng, Chimpeng...saya sudah tanya itu guard ah.. dia ckaap sini ada satu Chimpeng..."

"Sorrylah Apek. Saya tak tau woh...Apa tempat itu Chimpeng?"

"Aiyah...itu Chimpeng balu punya..Saya mau pigi angkat wang la..."

"Tarak tau la boss. Itu kedai ka apa?Along ka?"

"Chimpeng bukan kedai ma..lu itu pun tak tau ah..? itu Chimpeng macam itu
May Peng, Public Peng, RHetB Peng...itu balu punya Peng.."

SO GUYS..WHAT DO YOU THINK THE BANK IS?
CIMB :)

Tags : banks, ah beng, CIMB Bank

Confused

2007-07-25T22:53:00.000+08:00

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Tags : Daily Jokes, Humor, Laughs

Bras and Panties

2007-07-21T22:58:00.000+08:00

Would you buy any of these? I know you would and any man would too for their girlfriends. But would you buy it and show it around?

Would you?

I would, after all those are key chains.

Tags : erotic bra, panties

Protobots and Perocepticons?

2007-07-21T22:51:00.000+08:00

This will only happen if Proton or Perodua sponsored Transformers the movie.

Have you seen it? If you haven't, download the short Transformers 2 movie. You can also read my review of Transformers the movie.

Tags : Proton, Perodua, Transformers

Wanna be FAMOUS?

2007-07-21T09:44:00.000+08:00

If you do, Joel Badinas will put you on his blog. You, your blog and your complete profile. Something like :

1) When and how did you start blogging?
2) How many blogs do you maintain?
3) What is your primary reason for blogging?
4) How many hours you spend blogging everyday?
5) How do you market your blog?
6) Do you monetize your blog? How?
7) If you were to write your very last blog post, what it is about?
8) What is the biggest blogging mistake you've ever done?
9) If you are allowed to read only one blog, what should it be?
10) What advice can you give to other bloggers?

Visit Joel's blog.

Tags : famous, blogger profile

Paris Human Show

2007-07-16T01:00:00.000+08:00

This is not a Paris Hilton post.

Tags : paris, weird art, people

Blue Watermelon

2007-07-15T23:49:00.000+08:00

Never seen this before. Wonder how does it taste?

Tags : weird, fruits

My Canon

2007-07-15T00:45:00.000+08:00

The Roberts were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.

On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Roberts kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now; the man should be here soon."

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to...''

Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Roberts cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."

"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?"

"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"

After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"

"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."

"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!"

"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

"My, that's a lot !" gasped Mrs. Roberts.

"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."

"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Roberts quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.

"Oh my God!" Mrs. Roberts exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."

"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Roberts.

"Yes, I'm afraid so I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look."

"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Roberts, her eyes wide with amazement.

"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in."

Mrs. Roberts leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh ..equipment?"

"It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away."

"Tripod?"

"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long."

Mrs. Roberts fainted.

Tags : photographer, baby pics, canon cameras

Fish Face

2007-07-15T00:25:00.000+08:00

On a date and have nothing to do? Try this. It would also help on your facial exercise.

More of this from Funny Fish Faces

Tags : fish face, weird, Funny

Transformers 2

2007-07-12T18:50:00.000+08:00

Can't get enough of Optimus Prime, Megatron, BumbleBee and Frenzy, make your own! Download this free transformers movie and watch it everyday.

Tags : transformers, autobots, decepticons

Totally Geek!

2007-07-09T00:18:00.000+08:00

Ok, who want this on their girlfriend?

Thanks to Izzat.

Tags : geek, t-shirt, real tits

Jangan Ikut Belakang

2007-07-08T16:04:00.000+08:00

If you think 'Jangan Pandang Belakang' is the scariest, most chilling Malay movie of all time. Think again. This is scarier.

Something is missing, I don't think he got his underwear on. Even if Prince Harry is gay, would he use the pick-up line "Are you wearing underwear?" on this guy? Like he did when he visited "Cowboys", a Hooters-esque nightclub, recently.

Tags : pick-up line, underwear, big ass

firefly

2007-07-01T01:15:00.000+08:00

Attractive deals at firefly. Can they beat AirAsia? Check them out. See sidebar top right. Valid from 1-7 July 2007. :)

Tags : firefly, airasia

House For Rent

2007-07-01T01:03:00.001+08:00

No deposit required.
Very near to public transport, within walking distance to the LRT station.

Tags : trains, rent, Funny Pictures

Khasiat Kentut

2007-07-01T00:37:00.001+08:00

This post has been moved to the new blog too :) For more details on how to get there, please refer this post.

Vote for me in the next general election

2007-06-23T20:08:00.000+08:00

I am not going to go into details what is the video about. Take a look and decide. But after seeing the video, I think that I am qualified to run for the next general election. Don't you?

Tags : parliament, stupid, MP, bodoh

My 5 Favorite Malaysian Bloggers

2007-06-21T23:43:00.000+08:00

Sorry Princess for taking my time to do this. I was tagged by Princess Shin to list my 5 favorite Malaysian Bloggers. So far these are the 5 blogs that I visit weekly.

(1) Channel 11 Point 5
(2) The Superwoman-Wannabe's Page
Channel 11 point 5 belongs to my sister while Superwoman-wannabe is my cousin. It helps me to keep in touch especially on what's happening with their life. Senang kan, kalau semua ada blog

(3) The 3rd one is Gab. He's staying nearby but I don't think I know who he is even though if he's sitting in the next table at Maju Ahmad :). I like his stories.

(4) Not going to tell

(5) and of course the 5th one would be my new blog

I am not tagging anyone. Feel free to do this. Let me know and I'll link to you from here.

Tags : tag, malaysian, bloggers

Mysterious Woman

2007-06-20T21:22:00.000+08:00

Do you believe in ghost? It is hard to believe but look at this. It must be on the 15th floor or something and it is impossible to pretend to be a ghost and not fall down, especially when it is taken at that place.

so, if you are reading this blog as 12AM, I'm sorry. Didn't mean to scare you.

Tags : ghost, scary

Do you want one?

2007-06-18T18:12:00.000+08:00

What will happen if the Shanghai Commercial & Savings Bank LTD opens a branch here and introduce little Puki to us? The bank even has a city name after it, visit the Puki City.

Come on, get your PUKI here but I think you need to open an account first. Ya, that should be it, open an account and get a PUKI for free.

If only they understand Malay.

Tags : banks

Who's taking care of our chicks?

2007-06-14T22:00:00.000+08:00

All poultry and birds within a one-kilometer radius of Kg Paya Jaras Hilir in Sungai Buloh have been culled. It is believed that the source of the H5N1 virus may come from chickens that were bought from Thailand, thanks to the Indonesian and Cambodian residents who like cock fighting.

I was worried at first as my home is within the 10KM radius from the point of origin. But now, I'm not worried anymore as I have someone who will protect the chicks. If they are ok, then the people will be ok.

Have you seen SpiderMan latest movie, read what I think of Spiderman 3.

Tags : bird flu, spiderman, cock fight

Terrible F1 Accident

2007-06-10T23:32:00.001+08:00

If you're here for pictures of any Formula 1 accident, I'm sorry I don't have that. Not even a picture of Fernando Alonso, Lewis Hamilton nor Kimi Raikkonen. So, who won the Canada Grand Prix. I missed that one.

Tags : formula 1, F1, accident

Something is WRONG somewhere

2007-06-10T23:00:00.000+08:00

If these projects are under Samy Vellu, he would sure have some excuses, right? He always does even for some really silly mistake done by the departments under his ministry, he always does.

Tags : bad planning

Travelling Made Easy

2007-06-10T22:47:00.000+08:00

If Amsterdam is in your list for next year's holiday, then easyToBook.com is the spot for you. EasyToBook.com is different from the other booking system I've seen. The service they provide you is free.

Your payment is made directly to the hotel based on EasyToBook.com rates. EasyToBook.com sends your credit card details to the hotel and the hotel does NOT charge your credit card until you have arranged payment when you arrive at the hotel. They will carry out an electronic pre-authorization to ensure that the credit card is valid and that sufficient funds are available. Something different right. Of course they will charge you if you fail to arrive or fail to cancel booking on time.

They are not only specialized in Amsterdam but also in Barcelona and Rome. Finding a hotel is easy. Let say you only plan to visit only one place i.e. the Van Gogh Museum, it will list the hotels with the nearest one first. From the site, I found ACH Trianon Hotel, is only 0.21 KM away.

Check it out if you have plans to go there.

Tags : holiday, Amsterdam, hotel

A perfect holiday?

2007-06-05T23:00:00.000+08:00

This is what we call a toilet with a view. Cool huh? It's too open for me, I don't like to be seen shitting.

Tags : toilet, nice view

A Gay and The Plumber

2007-06-04T23:47:00.002+08:00

This post is not available here anymore. We have moved. You can refer to the end post for details.

I have a baby too

2007-06-04T23:00:00.000+08:00

Beware, there are a lot of weirdos out there. Some people are just crazy! I just hope I don't have to sit next to one especially if visiting a clinic.

Tags : pigs, baby, people